Monday, August 10, 2009

Kita Tengok Saper Yg Kena...



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They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the
bank.


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Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen,artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.


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Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!


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Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!

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Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.


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